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THOUGHTS BEFORE MARRIAGE. 



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THOUGHTS BEFOEE MARRIAGE. 

SBAHATIS FliBSONJE. 

Marie. 

C O S T U M E S . — M O D E R N . 



PROPERTIES. 

Bed-room furniture complete. Window, with curtains. Small bed, with curtains. 
Crucifix. Fireplace, with mantel and clock on it. Small chest of drawers, with 
wnting-desk on it. Large letter in writing-desk, and other papers. At foot of bed 
prie-dieu. Small table. A larger table, on which is a camel's hair shawl and tur- 
quise necklace. A wedding-dress, and orange blossom wreath placed over two 
chairs. Lighted lamp. Materials for mixing a glass of sugar and water. Looking- 
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EXPLANATION OF THE STAGE DIRECTIONS. 

R.. means first entrance right, and right. L , first entrance left, and left. S.E.R., 
.second entrance right. S.E.L., second entrance left. T.E.R, third entrance right. 
T. K.L., third entrance left. F.E. R., foiirtli entrance rigiit. F E L., fourth entrance 
left. U E.R, upper entrance right. U.EL, upper entrance left. R.F., right flat, 
L.F., left flat. RC, right of centre. L.C., left of centre C, centre. C.D., centre 
doors. C.R., centre towards right. C.L.. centre towards left. Observing you are 
supposed t9 face the audience. 



Thoughts Before Marriage. 



Scene. — A Bed-Boom, Door, l. Window, e., with curtains. Small 
bed, curtains, and crucifix. At s.k.l., fireplace, and mantel-piece 
with clock. At R., S7nall chest of drawers, loith writing desk on it. 
At foot of bed, prie-dieu. At head of bed, small table. A iable,^ on 
which is a cameVs hair sharol and turquoise necklace. A wedding- 
dress laid over two chairs, and orange-blossom wreath laid on it. 

Enter Marie, quickly, door l., lamp in hand — speaks off to back of the 
scenes, holding door half open. 

Marie, Yes, mamma, I am ^'oing to bed at once — at once — at 
ouce. Don't worry about me— 1<> h;leep— to sleep ! Good night, dar- 
ling mamma. Good-bye — till to-morrow! (Kisses her hand, shids 
door— stands qxdte stdlfor a mvni-nl ) To bed— to sleep— till to-mor- 
row. (Putting lamp on table near bed. ) To bed, certainly, but— to 
sleep? Ab, that I won't answer lor. (Sighs. J To-morrow, I am to 
be married to Monsieur de—( Correcting herself, and loith an attempt at 
ease)— to Henry, my fiance. Married? I? Who ever would have 
thought it ? What a complete change this will make in the house ! 
I shall have a husband; isn't it funny? (Laughs.) A man who 
will call me "wife," and say "dear "to me! No one has ever yet 
called me "my dear" but papa and mamma — oh, yes, and my uncle 
— and to-morrow — gracious, I shall have to say "dear " to him ! Oh, 
I never shall dare to, the first time. My cousin Henrietta did not say 
••dear" to her husband until she had been married eleven days — and 



4 THOUGHTS BEFOUE MARRIAGE. 

she is by no means timid — she alwn3's took the gj^mnastic prize at 
school — so that she must have been prett\' bold. I shall be called 
madame, like mamma. Oh, that, I oicn, will delight me beyoud any- 
thing. Why I leei myself getting red at the very idea. (Bowing to 
herself as it were.) Madame — everyone will call me madame, even 
my .schoolmates. I shall be spoken of as madame. I shall be written 
to as madame. The first letter that I receive with madame on the 
envelope I shall preserve carefully in my writmg-desk. ( Tarns up 
lamp. ) What's the matter with this lamp ? It won't barn. ( Tukbig 
large letter from writing-desk. ) I stole one of our wedding invitation 
cards, and here it is! (Reading indistinctly.) "Monsieur and 
Madame request the honor of your company at the marriage of Made- 
moiselle — (Stopping) — Mademoiselle!' Fortunately, I shan't have 
myself called that much longer. Mademoiselle — Mademoiselle — is 
very nice at first, when they cease calling you "my little girl," or 
" my child," or " little one," even little one ! There was an old gen- 
tleman who used to come here who had a mania for calling me 
" little one." How I did hate it ! Poor man, he's dead. I was very 
fond of him. What a pity it is that he died. He would have been 
at my wedding to-morrow, and would have called me madame. I'm 
sure it would have pleased him ! (Sigh. ) Ah, it would have pleased 
us both ! (Putting hack eiivelope in writing-desk, a)id looking at wed- 
ding-dress. ) I've never been dressed in white, except on the day of 
my first communion ; to-morrow will be the second time. White is 
very becoming to me, although Madame d'Arqueney-Joyeuse pretends 
that it only looks well on dark-haired people — because she's dark. 
My wreath ! (Holding it over her head.) Well, I'm fair, and does 
not this wreath become me ? (Looking (d it with air of curiosity. ) I 
wonder why young brides always wear orange blossoms? I suppose 
there must be a reason, but — ( To lamp — pshaw ! how the old lamp 
is smoking ! (Pause, pensive. ) I am going to say "yes " to-morrow. 
Now that yes is very funny — to-morrow's yes ! How ought I to say 
it? Not too loud— certainly not, in a church — but not too soft 
either. Oh, f shall be dreadfully frightened, I know I shall ! Stop ! 
I've got an idea. I'll shut my eyes ! (Imitating half -smothered tone 
of priest, indistinctly.) "Monsieur, will you take mademoiselle for 
your wedded wife?" Oh, he — he will answer boldly. Yes. I can 
hear him now with his lovely voice— so sweet and serious. (In same 
priest-like maimer.) "Mademoiselle, will you take monsieur to 
be your wedded husband?" ( SJ tutting eyes. ) Oh, my eyes ! (In a 
half-smothered voice.) Y-e-s ! (Fretfully, j Oh, that's not it, at all 
— I've lost the pitch. I'll try again. Following the words of the 
priest softly to myself, I shall only have to answer — for him. (Mat- 
ters in a deep voice.) "Monsieur, will you take mademoiselle to be 
your wedded wife?" "Yes." Now for myself. (With sqe<(ky 
voice.) "Mademoiselle, will you take monsieur to be your wedded 
husband?" Yes. (Angrily.) P.shaw, that's not the voice. (Quick- 
ly, didl voice.) Yes. That's not it either ; it sounds as it I was con- 



THOUGHTS BEFORE MARRIAGE. 5 

fessiug a crime. (Very softly, ichistling voice. J Yes. Oh, dear, 
that's worse than ever! (Himihlij.) Yes. Oue would think I was 
afraid of a beating. Y'es-s. (Mocking lierself.) Yes-s-s. I'm get- 
ting worse and worse. (Pause.) It certainly is very difficidt, and 
yet how simple it seems — three letters — y e s, as simple jis a b c — and 
yet it really is very complicated. I shall be inspired at the proper 
moment, and the courage of despair will come to my aid. Besides, 
if these should fail me, why, from the moment that I think of — 
( Willi enVnisiasm ; hand on heart) — ah, and I shall think a great 
deal. (Exidlbtgly.) Yes! (Seizing idea qxdckly, and repeating.) 
Y^'es! Ah, that's perfect! (Shaking her head. ) Yes, but to-morrow 
I shall not be here alone. Never mind. If I dared, I would ask 
mamma how she said it on her wedding-day — but she would only 
laugh at me. No, I don't dare to, and then probably she has for- 
gotten. (Clock strikes once.) Eh, what's that? Half-past three! 
It's not possible ! Yes — the fact is, mamma and I talked together for 
some time, and I did not come to my room until very late — past one 
o'clock. I must go to bed. I'm no longer astonished that the lamp 
— (Turning it up again) — poor lamp, I am going to leave you. My 
room has a very strange efl'ect on me to-night. When I look at my 
tables and chairs I feel like crying. It seems to me as if I were going 
on a voyage far away. I feel as if already the room was but a mem- 
ory. (After a long absorbed pause, takes off belt, and mixes a glass of 
sugar and water. ) I feel feverish and uneasy, and what makes me ? 
Oh, I know ! It is this sleepless night ! I wish mamma was here. 
She is asleep, perhaps. I saw her crying this morning. I am going 
to leave her. Marriage is much more serious than it appears at first. 
(Slie kneels on prie-dieu, icith face in Iter two hands — long pause, then 
crosses herself.) Oh, merciful Mary, thou who art most blessed 
above all women — (Pause) — but my poor people are going to lose 
me. The)' will not know what has become of me, they will be un- 
easy and not understand what it all means, they will be very unhappy. 
They will think me ungrateful. The Abbe Duplantelle is right. TLe 
poor are a sacred charge. (Pa"s<- — [>-':'ys.) "Thou who art blessed 
above all women." (Pause — rising and standhig pensively, with arms 
down, and hands clasped. ) Oh, if I could but have one year more — 
one year ! ( She comes for icard slowly, head down. ) We M-ere to have 
left here to-morrow for Italy, but we shall not go now for a month, 
which delights me, for we shall have time to pay our wedding visits 
before our departure. ( Going to table and taking camel's hair sluvwl. ) 
It is only the end of April now, and I shall put on my camel's hair 
shawl. A camel's hair ! What happiness ! One is no longer a girl 
with that on her shoulders. She is called "Madame" by every one, 
even passers-by, if they should have occasion to speak to her. For 
example, an awkward man apologizes for stepj)ing uiaon her train, 
(Jiolding the shawl far off from her) like ih\H— ( Carelessly ) — "Excuse 
me, mademoiselle ;" (throioing Vie shaiol overlJier shoxdders, and draw- 
ing herself up seriously, ) like this — ( With earnestness) — ''A thousand 



6 THOUGHTS BEFOKE MABniAGE. 

pardons, madame." A camel's hair shawl is reality what marks the 
dift'ereuce belweeu a married woman and a young girl. ( Willi iu- 
ieuse delight.) How well I look in it ! (Looking at herself <is she 
walks about. ) My husband says that it's very hard to wear a camel's 
hair sbawl gracefully ; that in that respect it is like a man's dress- 
coat. He wears a dress-coat most gracefulh'. (Looking at heiself in 
the glass.) It seems to me I can see us both now, payiug visits. 
( AcVduj the scene — curtseying,) Monsieur, Madame. You are going 
to travel, madame, I hear ? Yes, madame. Are you not afraid of 
travehng, madame? Oh, no, madame; I enjoy it exceedingly. I 
shall be a week in Paris on my return to see my mother, and from 
there shall go to Treport or to luy husband's place in Touraine. 
C Speakrng ill natural tone. ) And we shall get into our carriage and 
begin the same thiug somewhere else. Tiie other day I was at the 
Princess Rodowna's when a young married couple came in. I listen- 
ed, and it was something like this that they talked. Colonel de Mon- 
tegron is to be my husband's best man to-morrow. I wonder how he 
will be dressed ! I hope in uniform. He is very brave — and has 
many decorations, which will make him look splendid. Then again, 
some one said before me that Monsieur and Madame Montclos were 
going to be separated. I asked why, and the reply was because they 
didn't love each other any longer. Then husband and wife can cease 
to love each other ! How can that be ? Does one ever stop loving 
one's mother? Their answer to my question. I remember, seemed sim- 
ple and natural, as nnich as to say, "Because they had somewhere to 
go, and did not take the same road!" And then they all laughed. 
Separation ! It's so queer, so — ^why, it makes me have a sort of feel- 
ing that people suddenly go mad ! Its like a man going up in a bal- 
loon, and, after reaching a certain height, breaking it on purpose — it 
was not worth while his going up at all ! Oh, heavens ! Suppose my 
husband should cease to lo — (Slops short— pause) — how can I manage 
to know beforehand ? ( Takes up necklace. ) Pve got an idea ! I've 
been told that the turquoise is a remarkable stone — which changes 
its color according to the feeling of the wearer — bright blue when she 
is happy — pale and greenish-looking, even breaking, when she is un- 
happy —when she is no longer loved. Let me see. (Looking at it 
joiifidl]/. ) Oh, they are the most beautiful blue — blue as the lieavens. 
(Slops suddenly. ) But! forgot — how silly I am. they have just come 
from the jeweller's. I've never worn them myself, which of course I 
must do before I can find out my fate. I would give an\ thing in the 
M'orld to know whether { very softly) he will always love u)e— always. 
( Strikes forehead. ) Oh. 1 know! If there are an even number, he 
will and if uneven — I'll count them. Perhaps I am doing very 
wronu' to believe in such nonsense. I don't care, I shall feel fiatisfied 
it" it is even ; and if it is uneven— why, I sha'n't attach any impor- 
tance to such an absurd superstition. ( Countbig. ) Two — four — six 
— eight. Oh, how my heart beats! Suppose tliere should be eleven 
— or fifteen — or nineteen — or — ( Counting) — ten — twelve — fourteeu — 



THOUGHTS BEPOEE MAKEIAGB. 



St^.7.'^ of r^^^f^^^'^^T-^^^"' S« ^i" '^I^ays love me! 
Eighteen ! Oh. bow huppy I am! (Kissing necklace aaain and 
agauuj Eigbteeu-eigbteen-eighteen ! I nLt take ca/e not o 
break one, for tben there would only be seventeen. Ei-^bteen I 
Mas so nghtened while I was counting, r^ra.dy. ; Bu now- 
nf Tl;n"nV"T-^^~'>,^ don't know what is the matter w^b 
fnrrnlTf ^ /'•^''' ""^^ ^P^"' ^"^"^ ^^^'^ breatbe-I want air. 

(Biaws hack curiains-dayVght-witk a cry of surprise.) Good 

£^m^•w^^'''/'^'^y^^f^■ r^P----'o«'.; An'^^aliibebh-ds 
S X oVlo J^^ oT I ^ ? clock can ,t be ? (Looks at dock-stupefied, ) 
S X , clock ! Oh, but then it's not to-morrow, ifs-it's to-tlaj i*^ To- 
ci . ion'Vf T"" M '^' l'^"8\\i"g and crying at the same time in anti- 
cipatiou of It Mamma will be coming soon to wake me. Poor 

and sobs-then raises her head and sees herself in glass. ) Well. I look 
evTs '' Ob ' wi,r1'lf ' ^'' fi 7f i"g-^1ay. with Ly face pale and reS 
rlfn ol ;^ "z?^-^' *^^ ^ ^^^P' badly-tbat's alb It's very 

natmal, _ (Kisses necklace again. ) Eighteen ! Ob, what happiness ' 
Mademoiselle for the last time, and Madame for the first ' Four- 

hll.ri'^ V^'^^^®"~®^S^*®^"- (^''^'^ necklace.) Yes, I'm 
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disement. 
ID Mulcahy's Cat. 

11 Dot Quied Lotgings. 

12 All in der Family. 

13 Who Got the Pig? 

14 A Mad Astronomer. 

15 A Purty Shure Cure. 



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97 Frenchman. 

98 Punch and Judy. 

99 My Precious Betsy. 

00 Woman of the World. 

01 Rob the Hermit. 

02 Love Master, Love Man. 

03 Inhuman. 

04 Champaigne. 

05 H. M. S. Pinafore. 

06 Family Pictures. 

07 Prison and Palace. 

08 The Bailiff's Daughter. 

09 La Cigale. 

10 Broken Promises. 

11 The Broken Seal. 

12 Betsy's Profile. 

13 Going Through Him. 

14 Male and Female. 

15 Thoughts before Marriage 

16 Diplomacy. 

17 Our Professor. 

18 Hurrah for Paris. 

19 Tittlebat a Father. 

20 Cross Purposes. 

21 Love to Music. 

22 Carried by Assault. 

23 The Locked Door. 

24 Those "Cussed" Waves. 

25 Masquerading for Two. 

26 The Love Flower. 

27 Oh, My Uncle! 

28 The Dawn of Love. 

29 Juliet's Love Letter. 

30 Bric-a-Brac. 

31 A Cousin to Them All. 

32 The Wanderer's Return. 

33 Uncle Jack. 

34 The Married Widows. 

35 Foresight; or. My Daugh- 
ter's Dowry. 

36 Muolo the Monkey. 

■3.-1 Too Windy for an Um- 
brella. 

38 Beauty and the Beast. 

39 Cinderella. 

40 Rosebud; or, the Sleeping 
Beauty. 

41 The Princess. 

42 Rumplestiltskin. 

43 Skinflint. 

44 One Must Marry. 



16 I Love Your Wife. 

17 The Ould Man's Coat tails. 

18 The Decree of Divorce. 

19 Let Those Laugh Who Win 

20 A Dark Noight's Business. 

21 The Lonely Polywog of 

the Mill Pond. 

22 The Dutchman in Ireland. 



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